In Heaven Ev'rything is fine

So well , it comes to a point when you look at this certain someone and think

my , what a beautiful body she has I want to throw up and look just like her.

and when it comes to that point.

slap yourself , take a pill

you attend mass ( a catholic thing ) and you look at the altar and see only 4 altar boys

one of them's bong ( hello bong if you read this ) and you want to join them to make

the place look fuller .

slap yourself , take a pill.

you come home to a yelling mum yelling about a CD that you already warned her about

cause you knew she'd blame it on you and well she did anyway

slap yourself , take a pill , take a tequila shot( cause you know it sucks)

the negative vibes are drowing you like a tsunami and you don't want to break this vow you

made to yourself .

slap yourself , take a pill and this time , 3 shots.

just for the record you've no idea what pill this is that you're taking.

your appendix burst and the next thing you know you're on the hospital bed.

well , if only.

and then it comes to the point when you talk about the problem

and as the words seem to flow out of your mouth

you realise you're not making sense and it's just hate talk and shit like that

Have you realise your sheer stupidity yet?No?

Slap yourself , take a pill.

Prissy , take care of yourself love