Phoebe's Ultraman and I'm Captain Planet

Hello Blogspot , I build shitcastles and hang from trees in hope I'll be mistaken for a bat for a living.I believe that eating popcorn is the way of life and growing fat is a trend.Wanna be my friend?Anyway , I had an awesome day today bay gay ray lay let's get laid.We played Grounded during physics lesson.For those of you sorry bunch of childhood-less mofos ,Grounded's this game where you move around without touching the ground and it's like catching with blind mice put together like a milkshake bake cake.and then you ask me so how the fuck am I suppose to get away?! This is the part where I come in and tell you that you can go on the ground BUT quietly and when the catcher says grounded you have to be off the ground or else you'll be the grounder.Get it now? Didn't think so.Well , it doesn't matter cause yoda's gotta be off the bed now and hibernate so maybe she can invest sleep for soccer later.by the way , singapore idol is buay tahan la.

my mum's fart smells like a dead monkey :)

so , happy belated gay pride!